I prescribe at least two films each day by Billy Wilder, Ernst Lubitsch, Preston Sturges or Jacques Tati. Repeat as necessary. Cure #2: Get one bottle of brandy and one hat. Turn to TV on to a cable news channel. Take a sip of brandy and move the hat from one side to another each time the words "hurricane" or "Bush" are mentioned. Repeat until you forget about the hat.
The Siren needs a sweet dose of musicals: Busby, Minnelli, Demy, Astaire-Rogers...
I recommend that you see a doctor: Dr. Kildare, and for a second opinion, Dr. Gillespie, or Dr. T., Dr. Socrates, Dr. Clitterhouse, Dr. Lao, Dr. Moreau, Crime Doctor, Dr. Broadway, Doctor X,Dr.Caligari, Dr. Phibes, Dr. Satan, Dr. Strangelove, Dr. Jekyll, Dr. Cyclops, Dr. Mabuse, or any garden variety mad doctor.
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